Monday, September 27, 2010

I'm an UNCLE!

Just found out I'm an uncle last week, my nephew Billy the Kid! No photos of him as of yet. He's not technically my nephew, but he's my cousin also my best friends son. I can't wait to buy him his first PBR. So it was completely unexpected and he was born 3 days after they found out she was pregnant. It would of been nice if she didn't find out and just had a toilet baby. I'm not sure how I feel about the situation since I'll be seeing less of him due to the whole being a dad. There is also the little detail that he's 19 still in college and she's a 23 year old drop out. Yeah I'm not a huge fan. Anyways there has been lots of binge drinking and drug use to help me cope with the whole situation. I've just started experimenting with hallucinogens so we'll see how this all goes.

7 comments:

  1. hahaha ballin at the age of 2!

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  2. man its gonna be crazy when I become an uncle. I cant even imagine it.

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  3. It's an awesome feeling I can't wait to go out and play baseball with the little guy.

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  4. .. wth?? Did she carry it full term? How did she not know she was pregnant for all those months,...
    Congrats!

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  5. You're gonna love it. I have a nephew and he is the bomb. He'll be boring as fuck till he's around 7-9 months, then they get really fun.

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  6. Kids get annoying fast and try to fefuse to watch him as much as possible because trust me they will exploit your weakness :D

    Kinda off topic but I always thought billy the kid was black <.<

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