I'm an UNCLE!

Just found out I'm an uncle last week, my nephew Billy the Kid! No photos of him as of yet. He's not technically my nephew, but he's my cousin also my best friends son. I can't wait to buy him his first PBR. So it was completely unexpected and he was born 3 days after they found out she was pregnant. It would of been nice if she didn't find out and just had a toilet baby. I'm not sure how I feel about the situation since I'll be seeing less of him due to the whole being a dad. There is also the little detail that he's 19 still in college and she's a 23 year old drop out. Yeah I'm not a huge fan. Anyways there has been lots of binge drinking and drug use to help me cope with the whole situation. I've just started experimenting with hallucinogens so we'll see how this all goes.